remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing
and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day
In English, my friend and I don’t say the pledge because we’re fucking awesome. However, there’s this super conservative, religious girl next to us who makes a big deal about saying “under God” and she’s the loudest fucking person when saying the pledge. So I told her “you say the pledge really…
(Source: veganella)